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Good Gravey™
Lotion Solid
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Kill It Dead™
A Natural Defunkifier
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look for a new Kill It Dead T-shirt!!

with $5.00 of each T- shirt sale going to Kirk Rundstrom and family For more information please visit:
Kirk Rundstrom
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COMING SOON: WIN FREE CHICKEN POOP CONTEST!!
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HERE NOW CHICKEN POOP GEAR
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with limited availability: Good Gravey lotion solid puck and Kill it Dead Natural Anti-Funk spray!!!
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LIMITED EDITION: CLEAR GLYCERIN SOAP WITH POOP TUBE SUSPENDED INSIDE
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* AN ADDITIONAL SHIPPING CHARGE OF $10.00 WILL BE ADDED FOR ALL ORDERS OUTSIDE THE U.S.


Brand New

Chicken Poop™ Outdoors Single Tube

Our famous all natural lip moisturizer is now perfect for outdoor use! Made with high quality, naturally recognizable ingredients and packaged with high contrast labeling in a standard .15 ounce tube. Free Range Chicken Poop™ Outdoors Lip Junk contains no poop. Put put it on your lips!

Ingredients: avocado oil (persea gratissima), beeswax, zinc oxide, sweet orange essential oil.

Purchase a tube of Chicken Poop Outdoors at the low price of $4 a tube!

Brand New

Chicken Poop™ Outdoors and Chicken Poop™ Lip Junk Combo

Our famous all natural lip moisturizer teams up with our new Chicken Poop Outdoors! Try them both at our new introductory price.

Purchase the two tube combo for $6.99.

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Chicken Poop™ Outdoors Pile of Poop

Our famous all natural lip moisturizer is now perfect for outdoor use! Get enough to last all summer. Put put it on your lips!

Purchase a pile of Chicken Poop Outdoors at the low price of $18 for 5 tubes!

Signature Fleece Earbands

Our "Got Poop?" Logo or Famous Tube of Chicken Poop are sewn professionally above the right ear of each. Made of high quality 100% polyester polar fleece, this handsome headgear is sure to keep you looking cool and your noggin warm. Available in black only. One size fits most. Both styles priced at $18!

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Signature Fleece Beanies

Our "Got Poop?" Logo or Famous Tube of Chicken Poop are sewn professionally above the right ear of each. Made of high quality 100% polyester polar fleece, this handsome headgear is sure to keep you looking cool and your noggin warm. Available in black only. One size fits most. Both styles priced at $25!

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The Official KILL IT DEAD Rock Star Approved T-Shirt is here!!

In Memory of Kirk Rundstrom

Our Famous Kill It Dead image in brown print on a stone colored Alternative Apparel tee. Made of 100% brushed cotton, with a "hip, slimmer cut." Made in USA and hand pulled by Jeff Eaton of Split Lip Rayfield fame. Sizes: S, M, L, XL, with 2XL available for $2 more.
Price:
$20 with $5 going to the Kirk Rundstrum Cancer Fund. For more information please visit:
Kirk Rundstrom

Ladies, check this out!
Women's Shirt with our Famous Kill it Dead image on an orange shirt with pink print. Hand pulled by Jeff Eaton of Split Lip Rayfield fame. Sizes S, M, L, XL. Price
$20 with $5 going to Kirk Rundstrum Cancer Fund.
For more information please visit:
Kirk Rundstrom

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Chicken Poop™ Single Tube

Our famous all natural lip moisturizer. Made with high quality, naturally recognizable ingredients and packaged with high contrast labeling in a standard .15 ounce tube. Free Range Chicken Poop™ Lip Junk contains no poop. Put put it on your lips!

Purchase a tube of Chicken Poop at the low price of $4 a tube!

Chicken Poop™ Pile of Poop

Get five tubes for only $18! (Chicken not included!)

Good Gravey

 

 

Good Gravey™
Lotion Solid Puck
In limited supply!

A non-messy, molded, moisturizing puck for hands and body. The lotion solid is made with beeswax and
rice bran oil, a substance rich with anti-oxidants and a good source of vitamin E, and has a soothing lavender scent. The 3-ounce solid form is removable to allow for easy application and is packaged in an attractive round tin. Good Gravey makes everything better.


Ingredients-rice bran oil, beeswax, and lavender.
$13

 

 

Kill it Dead™
Natural Defunkifier
(So People Think You Take Baths)


In Memory of Kirk Rundstrom

Kill It Dead™ de-funkifier doesn't just cover the funk, it attacks it and makes it be gone. All natural and vegan, this is the alternative to your drug store deodorant containing not so good stuff like aluminum and parabens. The combination of tea tree oil (melaleuca alternifolia) and witch hazel provides the perfect weapon against funk-causing bacteria. Kill It Dead™ allows for your naturally scented body to be funk free and not perfumey.  This product is packaged in an apothecary style amber bottle with a fine mist sprayer and holds approximately 4oz.

A percentage of the profits go to the Kirk Rundstrum Cancer Fund for more information visit:
Kirk Rundstrom

Read what Thrillist.com says about the anti-funk -
$12.34*

* Additional Shipping will apply to orders of 2 or more

 

 

Limited edition Clear Glycerin Soap. - $5

A tube of genuine Chicken Poop suspended inside, these unique "conversation starters" are sure to get your friends and family to wash their hands.

Chicken Display

Display your chickenpoop in our display box!
Only $4!

 

 

Got Poop? sticker

Only $2

 

 

Kiss Me. I've got Chicken Poop on my Lips! sticker

Only $2

 

 

Chicken Poop Stocking Cap!
Our signature black, 100% Acrylic, one size fits all, watch cap style with white embroidered "Got Poop?" logo on the front and "ilovechickenpoop.com" on the back. Sure to be the envy of all who see you around town, on the slopes, or just keeping your bean warm-$15!

The original Chicken Poop T-shirt!

This shirt is available in white, sizes small, medium, large and x-large! Buy it now for only $15.99!

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Chicken Poop Kid's Tube shirt!

This T-shirt is available in either black or Pink, sizes x-small, Small or medium! Buy it now for only $10.00!

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Chicken Poop Tube shirt!

This T-shirt is available in either black or blue, sizes small, medium, large and x-large! Buy it now for only $15.99!

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Tube Logo Baby Doll T-shirt!

This T-shirt is available in either black or pink, sizes small, medium, large and x-large! Buy it now for only $15.99!

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Brown Baby Doll Tee

Chocolate Brown Baby Tee with Panther Pink tube logo

This chocoate brown tee is available in sizes small, medium, large and x-large! Buy it now for only $15.99!

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Black Sweatshirt

Black Sweatshirt with white tube logo

This black sweatshirt is available in sizes small, medium, large and x-large! Buy it now for only $21!

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Return Policy:
30 Day Return Policy--For Clothing Items Only
Items must be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase in "like new," unwashed, and in resalable condition free of stains (make-up, deodorant, etc…)



NOTE: THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NO POOP!!

 

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