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07/16/08
I just bought my first tube of Chicken Poop and I am hooked! Makes my
lips feel fantastic! I bought it because I knew the name would gross
out my husband. But when I put it on, I couldn't believe how good
they feel! I am anxious to try Kill it Dead!
Keep up the good work!
Angela P.-
Tennessee
03/21/08
I was really bummed when Walgreens stopped selling your product!!!! I actually had to order
60 tubes from your website because that way I'm guaranteed to have some. A bagpipe-playing
friend of mine has thoroughly enjoyed sneaking some of mine and asked me where he could
get it. I'm making sure that several of those 60 tubes will make it into his fine hands. We will
probably share with the band since they have to keep their lips moist while they are playing.
Thanks again for such a wonderful product!
Love you guys!
Eileen- California
02/1/08
I discovered your product one day out of pure desparation while wandering through Wal-Greens.
You see, I'm a Nurse, and I work in a bone-dry hospital, where chapped lips are a pretty common
thing. I've tried every brand of lip balm, even the pricey one's, and nothing compares to my
Chicken Poop! My co-workers made fun of me when I showed them my new find, some thought is was
disgusting, but I just let them laugh! My lips thank you for making such a wonderful product
that is affordable, and more importantly, that WORKS!
Sarah S.
Central Illinois
01/01/08
Hello,
I was introduced to Poop a few months ago (my aunt received a tube for a gift)
and thought it was hilarious. I decided it would make a great gag gift for the upcoming holidays.
I was greatly mistaken -this stuff is the best thing I have ever put on my lips. I have tried
many other products, but POOP is by far the best. Thanks for making the poop!
ERIN
12/25/07
I have to share my Chicken Poop story!
When Chicken Poop lip balm was featured on aol.com daily news,
I busted a gut and forwarded to all my family. My late grandfather,
"Grandpa Elton" , told all of us the exact same thing whenever we had chapped lips!
My mom, Grandpa Elton's youngest daughter, even replied,
"Do you think you have the same Grandpa?!?" I immediately ordered 10 sticks to give as gag gifts to my family.
It was a HUGE hit with everyone except my 4 year old nephew - he ran screaming from everyone saying he didn't want no poop on his lips!
THANK YOU for helping us relive this wonderful memory of our beloved
grandfather. I am ordering more because everyone who did NOT get a
stick whined!
God bless, and Merry Christmas!
Sheryl Gould
11/30/07
I wanted to take the time to let you know that your poop is the best
thing I've ever put on my lips. I have tried MANY, nay, MOST, nay ALL...
well..ok most of the lip care products out there, and without a doubt,
I have never had such quick healing of my lips. In the winter my lips usually
crack so bad they bleed, but your poop not only helped heal the cracking
and bleeding, but also prevented it with daily use.
I have extolled the virtues of chicken poop to anyone that i come in
contact with that asks me whati use on my lips that give them such a
gender neutral smell, and sheen.
Thank you Chicken poop. I love you.
Sincerely,
Ben Hembree
10/19/07
Hi all!
I wanted to let you know that while I was getting another tattoo yesterday on my inside upper arm (which hurt very bad ) I kept putting my Chicken Poop on my lips to calm me down; the lavender scent smells so good! By the time it was done, I had a two inch layer of Chicken Poop on my lips and had to get another tube at the store! My tattoo artist laughed when I showed him the tube and said he would get one too after trying mine. Please keep making the Chicken Poop, my world would come to a screeching halt if you stopped and I couldn't get any more. I have at least ten other brands of lip stuff, some that cost as much as sixteen dollars, but Chicken Poop is the best and my most favorite!
Thanks for rocking my world!
April
08/25/07
My daughter and her best friend wanted some "Chicken Poop", and I could not believe my ears! We searched Walgreens and could not find it at first, so I pulled aside a young clerk and with a red face whispered "I am very sorry to ask you this but do you carry a product named Chicken Poop"? "Of course, on the medicine isle", she said! It is the best product I have ever used!
Keep up the good work!
Lucinda,
Arizona
08/14/07
The poop is diggity dope! I've been on the search for the perfect lip stuff forever and now my search is over…what will I do with my time?
Thanks,
molly
4/11/07
Last year at a Kirk Rundstrom benefit I purchased a bottle of Kill It Dead Spray. I took it with me on a 4 day camping trip & sprayed it liberally all over my body. It was June in Kansas…it was hot and it was humid! Would you believe I didn't get ONE single mosquito bite? Wowza! And to top that, I didn't even get bit by any flies. That is surprising beyond belief since those babies flock to me! I'm thrilled to see that you have it available for sale on your website. I will be ordering another bottle or two, plus more Chicken Poop balm…the best lip balm around!
Thanks for your great products!
Debbie
Topeka, KS
4/8/07
I was cruisn' the local Walgreen's, to avoid doing anything constructive. Since that seems to be my " hang-out", I am able to spot a brand new product in a blink of an eye. I see a brand spankin' new with all the tubes still in it box of Chicken Poop Lip Junk and my mind begins to race. I almost had to sit down on the floor right there in Aisle 3! And of course I have to have at least two tubes! I have never seen a product that can gross out a seven year old, revolt a three year old enough to leave mommy's stuff alone and keep my lips smooth and moist ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!! Simone, my dear, you are truly amazing!
Eagerly awaiting new product to come my Walgreen's,
Mary B.
Watertown SD
3/23/07
I live in a rural area in Illinois. I bought my first Chicken Poop stick at Walgreens as a joke, but I tried it and, to my surprise, this stuff is really great! It is the first product that actually works on my dry chapped lips. I also inadvertently discovered another use for this stuff....
I have an internationally franchised Furniture repair and refinishing business. I also have an antique store. I spend much of my day sanding, staining, and repairing furniture and antiques; as a result I have developed deep, painful cracks in the corners of my fingers where the nail corners meet the finger. Desperate to relieve this condition, I have tried everything under the sun. One day, I rubbed some Chicken Poop on these cracks in hopes that it would help. Chicken Poop is the ONLY product that actually worked! The product stays in the deep cracks for hours, and not only helps heal the cracks, but also keeps contaminants from getting into these areas.
I absolutely must carry this product in my stores for retail sales! Everyone who I have told about this product bought it...and loved it....I just need to have this stuff for sale in my stores! It's Great!
Thank you.
Michael Philipps, President, Wood Doc, Inc,
dba Furniture Medic, Davis Junction, IL
Dead People's Stuff Antiques, Stillman Valley, IL2/27/07
2/27/07
Hello
My sister turned me on to a tube of your poop. It's great! Very smooth and silky, smells good and isn't like rubbing a candle on your lips like other lip goo. My foreman is addicted to Chap Stick (ick) and I tried to get him to try the poop, but he seemed fearful. His loss.
Thanks for making a great product!
Beverly L. Gallagher
2/27/07
I live in Las Vegas, NV and have always had bad chapped lips. I was in Arizona for the Renaissance Faire this past month and stopped by a Walgreens to pick up a few things. I saw 'Chicken Poop' and cracked up. As a child I was 'Queen of the Chicken Jokes' as my grandfather use to call me. I bought it, if nothing else for the novelty. As soon as I put it on, I knew I had found my lip junk for life. I'm into natural stuff and knowing what ingredients are in this made it even more of a sale for me. When I returned to Las Vegas, I found out several girls at work use it too. It is the best kept secret! So far nothing else I have ever tried has kept my lips softer. Plus it tastes great too. My only regret was that I didn't buy more!
Thanks for your awesome product!
Lindsay Hoover
Las Vegas Nevada
2/23/07
I've lived in Arizona most of my life - the dry skin, dry lips capital of the western world - and I saw your product in Walgreens and just had to try it. It's great - I wish you great success.
Love the name too - gotta have a sense of humor (your grandpa must have been a lot like mine).
Kelley , AZ
2/22/07
Hello:
I just wanted say that I absolutely LOVE Chicken Poop! I have the driest lips on the planet and I've tried a little bit of everything. I'm also highly allergic to most lip balms and lipsticks. But Chicken Poop is truly the Poop!!! Love it!!!! I'm going to Walgreens tonight to buy more so I always have it on hand.
Your Devoted Poop-head,
Lisa
2/20/07
Hello I just wanted to say that I Love Chicken Poop!!! I never heard of your product before recently. I was at work and a gentleman came up to me and said "I thought about you yesterday while I was at Walgreen's." I said okay, do I want to hear this, is it bad. He said I got this for you and stuck out his hand...it was the Chicken Poop. At first I thought it was a joke...lol...he said no it really works, my daughter uses it all the time and says it works great. Still in disbelief I said oh, it really is for my lips. He said yeah, everytime I see you you're always putting chapstick on, so I thought you might like this. So far, I love it!!!!!!! Thank you
Jeana Youngers
02\19\2007 12:03 AM
I first had Chicken Poop when my grandpa gave me a stick of it as a joke. I love it and I use it a lot because my lips easily get dry. Thank you for making this great product!
P.S. I noticed that on the Chicken Poop stick it says "put put it on your lips". That's two "put"'s.
Clay
2/13/07
I live in the deep south (Southeast Texas). I cannot count how many times my father (God rest his soul) told me to put chicken poop on my lips for chapped lips. It has become a joke in my family. When I found your product at Walgreens, there was only an empty display box, because the lady there told me your product had sold out in two days. I have been waiting for more.
My husband just came in from Walgreens a minute ago gave me a tube for an early Valentines gift. I was so excited.
Wow, my old daddy would be so proud of your product.
Rhonda
2/08/07
My lip was as bad as a TV commercial advertising fever blister medicine. I tried abreva, Neosporin and carmex and no help, but after three days using chicken PooP I was healed and ready for some kissing".
Anonymous in Denver
1/30/07
OK, I found Chicken Poop by accident today at Walgreens on Main
Street in downtown Memphis.
Naturally, I bought a tube!!!!
I love it so much already and have told all of my friends to go get
some!!!
You rock!
Thanks for making the Chicken Poop!
Melanie (Mel) Spillman, Artist
1/29/07
I have been looking for something for my chapped lips for a while. I live in New England, so it's always cold & icky out. Lately my lips have been cracking a lot...I was in Walgreen's looking for some kind of exfoilator for my lips, that's when I came across Chicken Poop. I know I could probably buy something else for 1/2 the price but damn-it Chicken Poop is worth the extra money. I'm an Esthetician (aka Skin Care Therapist), & this is by far the best product I have ever used on my lips. (That's including any professional products) My boyfriend is a C*** S**** fan. I'm going to convert him away from it & switch to the Poop. It's absolutely amazing....it only took one use to get me hooked. Thank you for the Poop...and keep the products coming.
PS You should create a MySpace page if you don't already have one.
A Loyal Poop fan forever!!
Angela Larassa
1/25/07
I found a tube of "chicken Poop" in a local Walgreen a week or so ago. As you will see below, I was immediately fascinated by the product. I bought two tubes with the intention of using one and sending one to my older brother, Chuck, a graphic artist in Jackson, Mississippi. I had a very specific reason for sending him the tube, specific and humorous. You see, when he and I were growing up, we would leave the big city of Jackson and head south into the country to visit with our grandparents. Our grandfather, S.S. Culpepper, who was a man that was full of old southern charm, stories and saying, would always tell us that our lips got chapped because we licked them too much, and the only sure fire cure was to rub a little chicken poop (he used a less gentle term) on our lips, thus ending the destructive licking of the lips.
Well I bought the tubes, and put one in a manila envelope to Chuck with a note saying. "I guess he was right," knowing that Chuck would immediately get the joke.
It was not until this afternoon that I decided to visit you web site and to my absolute delight and amazement read the story behind the name of the lip balm. What an absolute hoot. Your grandfather was obviously a man of superior wit and downright high practicality.
After reading the story behind the name, I felt compelled to share the above with you. It is indeed a small world.
By the way, great lip balm.
Chip Bradford
1/23/07
I love it that someone has the chutzpah (Yiddish for balls, or more politely, guts) to market this product in this fashion... would that the rest of the world have your sense of humor and be as honest. Woops - by 'honest' that sounds like Chickenpoop is crap, so to speak. That is NOT what I meant to say!
Have a clucky day!
Joan
1/17/07
Hi!! Just a quick note to tell you that I love the lip balm. I found it at a truckstop in Kansas a while back and bought ten of them. That was just because of the name. I had bought them for Christmas stocking stuffers, but after I tried it I hated giving them away!! I love the silky smooth way it makes my lips feel and I love the fragrance (not at all like chicken poop!!). Now that I know where to find it I guess I can give a few away next year again!!
Thanks for such a great product!!
Debbie Garrison
(A devoted Missouri fan!!)
1/17/07
I bought your product on a whim...basically because the 2 really prim ladies in front of me at Walgreen's
thought the name was disgusting. I'm in Marketing and Advertising, and I thought, if a product name
draws that much attention, I'm going to try it! I bought the 2nd to last tube in the box, gave it to my husband
as a joke, and then took it back after I tried it! It's great! Thanks for converting me to Chicken Poop!
I giggle every time I say the name!
Thank You,
Suzanna Horton
Marketing Coordinator
1/15/07
Besides being a great marketing tool, Chicken Poop is AWESOME! I bought a dozen for Christmas gifts and people are asking for more! I'm going to Walgreens right after work for half dozen more. Do you have plans to make hand lotion???? I was sitting at home last night drinking my Coors Light watching Smoky and the Bandit wishing I had Chicken Poop for my dry skin. I think I read something about a bar of soap, but I've sure
love some hand lotion!
Keep up the good work
Sincerely, Eileen M. Sullivan
Response from the Chicken Poop Crew
Hello Eileen,
How about some "Good Gravey"?..... our new solid lotion! Yes, it is now available on our website. It is also all natural. You will LOVE it!! It is a solid puck that is carried in a silver tin. Give it a try and let me know what you think.
Keep spreading the "PooP"!
I LOVE chicken poop!!
01/11/2007- I thought I had tried everything on my horribly
chapped lips (including Carmex, Vaseline Lip Therapy, Blistex, Burts Bees).
I walked into Walgreens desperately hoping for something that would work,
and there I found chicken poop. In ONE day my lips seem to have completely
healed, they feel great, and I love the scent- it smells like my yoga class.
:) Thank you so much for following your dream and making chicken poop!!!!
01/11/2007- hi my name is Corey and i just got chicken poop lip junk. and i LOVE it. i thought it was funny how i found out about it because my best friend told me
about it and she lives in the country and owns chickens and so me and her joked about it. we were kidding around and said that she was just trying to pull a prank on me and she really made it in her back yard out of chicken poop. but i tryed some of hers and LOVED it and i just bought some for myself a i LOVE it. it is like the only thing that works for my dry lips.
Thanks sooo much for comming up with such a wonderful product!
Poop
01/08/2007- I never thought I'd use that as an email subject, but there you are. I am huge marketing victim, I 'collect' lip balm and I veer towards products with natural ingredients. Add funny packaging, and I am sold! I know I am not the first, but let me tell you that your lip balm rates a 10 in each of these criteria in my book.
Thank you thank you from the bottom of my heart for such a great product. I literally stumbled upon them while wandering around Walgreens at 11:00pm Christmas Eve looking for stocking stuffers. I promptly bought half a dozen. I have since picked up more, and casually handed them to friends in conversation. They are well on their way to becoming my calling card! *laughs* They were a huge hit , and I would like to contact you about purchasing a wholesale lot to sell at car shows. (I set up a booth selling custom silk flower hair clips and vintage pendletons and shoes).
Thanks again, and if you'd like, check out the mention in my blog. Happy new year, sell lots of poop.
Sincerely,
Renee in California
Dear Simone,
01/02/2007- I was the lucky recipient of a tube of Chicken Poop recently... Six years ago I left the San Francisco Bay area and moved to Grass Valley, in the Sierra Foothills. The air here is almighty dry, and my old lip balm was being used MANY times a day, just to keep the lizard skin away - not altogether successfully. Then, a friend from Palo Alto, knowing of my chicken mania (yes, I have chickens) and my propensity to mild and not so mild obscenities, happened to find your product and presented me with it. It is INFINITELY BETTER than the stuff I used to use, which was English Nivea lip balm. (I met that stuff some 50 years ago while living in England, and have arranged to maintain a supply ever since.) A single application [of Chicken Poop] lasts for several hours, and moreover, smells great! I love my Chicken Poop, and am already well stocked for several months to come, and look forward to meeting your new products. Fortunately, we have access to Walgreen's drugstores throughout the area!
Best to you and yours for a healthy new year!
Joan Armer
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